From My Diary

Okay, so it was 2007-08, and I was hard to manipulate and influence in my second year of B.A., attending every single class with Satya Narayan Panday, which is pretty hilarious if you ask me. Meanwhile, our classmates were developing the habit of skipping classes and expected us to join their group, because, you know, who needs education? But then, Panday got influenced by them and started skipping a class or two, and I was like, what's next, are we going to start skipping showers too? Things took a dramatic turn when a classmate threatened to spread a rumor that I was having an affair with a girl so that I could be suspended from the college. And they actually did it during our Political Science class with Professor Sunil Aggarwal Sir, who, by the way, is a total boss. His response? He burst out laughing and said it was impossible, even offering 2000 Rupees to anyone who could prove it, which is basically like saying, I'll give you 2000 Rupees if you can prove that buffalos can fly.